Last week the great blanket of snow descended and almost suffocated our Christmas party .
Managed to have a extremely cut down version in Winchester instead of at my mums in snow bound Petersfield. As a result we had a combination of people one may have not combined originally . Nothing like an old friend becoming a patronising arse to another newly acquainted fellow to build up steam and keep one on ones toes !
Wolfie also has a quiet effective way of keeping me on my toes other than turning on the gas on the hob and hanging off the tv.
He is of course fascinated by the toilet and it's roll in the family .
On needing a quick visit I will often find wolfie lurking by the loo brush helpfully lifting the seat ( obviously he is well trained in a family of women )
The experience though is never relaxing as Wolfie allows little time past his strictly rationed allowance . After a peaceful initial period lapsing me into a false sense of security , without a blink of an eye or even a tiny smirk he brings the whole ablution to a shattering end as the jaws of porcelain and plastic crash together narrowly missing any retreating subject .
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