Coming to the final straight on my bramble bush carving for the client with royal conections .
The foliage is almost there , just need to carve all the berries in black walnut and purple heart . Having roughed out the shapes I have realised that it now looks like a testicle bush !!
Thinking of all those emasculated male bodyparts it brings to mind the ominous spectre of my eldest daughters 13th Birthday sleep over .
The 5 friends has now multiplied to 7 and her bedroom is now to be replaced by our sitting room as party central .
So as dominant male in this house, rather than retreat quietly to our room for the duration , clutching a packet of hob nobs to my manily chest ,I have decided to regroup with fellow Stags ( well Rick anyway ), quaff ale and swop masculine anecdotes for the night ! No ..not a male sleep over , more of a meeting of the brotherhood .
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